Travel Humor
Rubbed The Wrong Way (Around the World in 80 Massages)
Healing hands in distant lands
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6 min readApr 8, 2024
His sweat pools down on me like a salty waterfall as he bangs his fists on my back. I feel like a piece of meat being pounded into submission by a 350-pound half-naked man — of which I would estimate 100 pounds is body hair. My high-pitched shrieks of protest are ignored by…
