The Night I Saw My Idol’s Penis

Photo by Mitchell Griest on Unsplash

“Careful, mate, you’ll splash on your shoes.”

When you envisage meeting a celebrity, they aren’t the first words you imagine they might say to you. Instead, you expect something profound, something memorable that you will treasure for years.

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Ash Jurberg

Ash Jurberg

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